New + improved!

I just found the \ key so:
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Done! Now to do my homework.

Phlarg

Hello. My mom just told me that I had a choice between blogging and going to bed and I chose blogging so here I am. I really don't know what to write.
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Oh, yes, I need to record this emoji giant killer death robot before I forget:
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Or maybe it's chathulu (cthulhu; weirdest spelling ever)? I don't know. I did the lower bit (everything other than the first line) by myself. Like it? I didn't know what to do with the right arm so I just made it puny. Comment if there is anything better for the arm or the feet (maybe # signs for the feet?). Did you know that You can make Phineas and Ferb's heads? You can. I need to go now. Bye.

lotsa stuff

A lot of stuff has happened since I last posted, including CHOICE's spring trip. Erm... What do I remember? Well, it was basically like other years except this year Sky had a laser and I chased it and almost caught it. Also, Aton, Vanyel and I played the best game of yahtzee ever in witch every tome we rolled the dice we did a little skit. There was all kinds of stuff such as dice launchers, dice beer, dice battle axes, and dice bug spray. it was fun. :)
Just so you know, I am now an orange belt at Taekwondo.
The other day I was stuck outside my house and I went to Home Tree, wondering if I could climb it. Some guy walked up to me and said "What's up there?".
"Huh?" I asked.
"Up in the tree"
"Oh. Nothing, just wondering if I can climb it."
"Come over here"
"What?
"Let me show you something." The man started walking up to me and pulled out his wallet and I was thinking about something that has to do with bribing, cars, and kidnapping. Then he pulled out... a picture. It was a boy with two broken arms, whom I immediately thought was his son. "Two broken arms," he said, "Fell out of that branch" and he pointed to a branch on the tree. "Was about... I don't know... a long time ago" at this point I realized that it wasn't his son, but him. "So," he concluded, "If you climb up there, don't fall down" I said something like "I'll try" and he said something like "okay" and he walked off towards the bus stop. And I haven't seen him since, which isn't surprising since it happened four or five days ago. And that's my story.
I also found a new game called Mooncraft. It seems pretty cool so far, you should check it out.

Dream

I just had the best dream ever. It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime dreams that follows the same storyline. Also, I woke up at the end of the storyline. How cool is that? Very.
The story started with a monster hunter girl that I don't know the name of (let's call her Sally). Sally spent her life hunting monsters such as bollogs (from the Bluebear book) and dark associations such as New Moon (a combination of mages from Fairy Tail). Then she heard of an ice demon whom (I love that word) I also don't know the name of (call her... George. And I know she is a girl, this is just to make her less scary). So Sally (wait! I remember her name now! it was Sophie!) Sophie went to fight George. George was currently in the gigantic moving city of Atlantis. Ironically, She was on the second-to-top floor of the building where people were plotting her demise. The top floor was reserved for bollogs and, occasionally, a megabollog would come down to sit and rest on the building, which shows how big (and stable) the building (and the entire city) really is.
By now the dream is fogging up like dreams do, so quick summary: after a short battle, Sophie-not-Sally realized that she can't face George alone so she starts thinking about who to ask for help when suddenly, a mighty CRASH!!!!! resounded through the building. A bollog had lowered himself onto the top floor of the building, which allows him to travel without walking. Sophie-not-Sally asks him to please put away the fact that she hunts his cousins for a living and to help her. The bollog agrees (by the way, he doesn't have a name, like all bollogs)(by the way, he still has his head) to help her because his endless travels were getting a bit too boring.
Now for the really blurry part: Sophie gets herself somehow kicked out of the castle and fake Spohies (yes, plural) are put in her place.
Meanwhile, the association New Moon has decided to fight George too so they go up to the top floor with the bollog and one of the mages tries to fast-foreword Georges time so that she will get old and die. It seems to have worked, so New Moon starts to celebrate, but then they hear a horrible scream. When they turn around, they see the time mage covered in some black stuff like the killer fungus from Primeval. He says something smart like, "Sooooo... c-c-c-cooooooold.... I'm... sooooo... c-c-cooooooold," and he jumps off the edge of the castle.
Meanwhile, the bollog starts taking a deep breath.
Meanwhile, Sophie-not Sally created a plan by enlisting the help of a wind elf, who was actually taller then most humans. The wind elf grabbed Sophie and flew her to the castle. She faces George and says, "This is for when you killed my family," or something to that affect. Then she shoots a high powered gust of wind at George. George laughs and says, "If that time mage can't defeat me, I doubt you can," or something like that. Then she turns around and sees the bollog and says something like "a fake-out!" and she gets ready to slash out at him with her ice sword when Sophie comes out of nowhere and grabs George's arm. She stalls George for just enough time that the bollog could scream.
I'm sure that there are no words to describe a bollog's scream. It must be extraordinarily loud. However, my dream suddenly went on Mute when the bollog screamed. Almost needless to say, the scream was so loud that all light around it was bent, so that he looked like he was shooting pure darkness out of his mouth. George appeared to say "oh, sh*t!" as she was engulfed by the darkness. Sophie, however, was only partly caught by the darkness. At this point in my dream, the world literally faded to darkness.
Sophie waked up lying down, covered with leaves, and with tree branches for legs. It turns out that she and George were not the only ones affected by the scream, and New Moon was tending to everybody's wounds. The new legs were given to her by a tree mage, they worked perfectly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and she lived a happy life hunting monsters, except bollogs, and dark associations, except New Moon.

The End.


And then I wake up. Wahoo, applause, encore, etc. That is the end of the best dream ever.