primeval series 3

This is my last list of creatures. primeval is postponed until 2012. Which is pretty cheap because we're all going to die that year. What I said last time. Here it is:

1. Pristichampsus, coelurosauravus, future predator.
2. Camouflage beast.
3. Clones, diictodon.
4. Velociraptor, giganotosaurus.
5. Fungus creature.
6. Phorusrhacids.
7. Dracorex.
8. Megopteran, larvae.
9. Embolotherium.
10. Australopithecus.

The fungus creature is a possible symbiotic fungus from the future. The megopteran is a possible evolution of the tiger beetle. The camouflage beast is impossible (A) because mammals can't change color and (B) because it can only be invisible to one person at a time. This is because all people are seeing different views and there is only one beast, meaning one view and one person. You can probably guess where I got the picture from.

This is going to be the second full list of creatures post. I will say some creatures from the last post. No animals will be repeated in this post. the creatures are listed in the order seen, like last time.

1. Dienonychus.
2. Pteranodon, coelurosauravus, priapulid worm.
3. Smilodon.
4. Future shark, mer creature, mer queen.
5. Eoarthropleura, giant scorpion.
6. Columbian mammoth, future predator.
7. Clones.

The future shark evolved from a shark, obviously. The series said the mer creatures evolved from humans, but I think they evolved from seals. The mer queen is based on the queen bee and is a lot bigger then the other mer creatures. The picture is from the primeval wiki under series 2.

Primeval Series 1 Creatures

I can't thing of anything else to blog, so I am putting a list of the creatures from series 1 of Primeval, in the order that they appear. I am not going to say any of the creatures twice.

1. Gorgonopsid, sarcopterygian, coelurosauravus, scutosaurus, ammonite.
2. Protosolpagidae, arthropleura.
3. Mosasaur, hesperornis, pterosaur.
4. Dodo bird, parasite.
5. Pteranodon, anurognathus.
6. Future predator.

As you can probably tell, the numbers are the episodes. Most of the creatures are adapted by the movie makers to be scarier. The future predator evolved from a bat, just so you know. The picture is from the Series 1 page of Primeval Wiki.

New Primeval websites

I was looking on the web, and I found all these cool new websites for Primeval. One is at primeval.wika.com. This website gives you a classification of the creatures and a short summary of the episodes - even the ones that haven't come out yet. The next website is swordznsorcery.livejournal.com. This has a bunch of pictures from Primeval, with summaries of the episodes and stuff like that. The last one is itv.com/drama/cult/Primeval. This is the official website of Primeval and it has the people, the creatures, and the episodes, including some behind-the-scenes. The picture on the upper right is from that website. The only problem is the website doesn't have any picture of the giant worm or fog worm. Once again, you can get Primeval on youtube with "Primeval S01E01"

Primeval Toys

I just found out that there were action figures of Primeval. Most of the toys you can get at primevaltoys.com. The rest you can get at amazon.co.uk. There are all sorts of different primeval things, including the people and some of the animals like Hesperonis. The people, from left to right, are Abby, Helen, Claudia, Lester, Cutter and Connor. The creatures, from left to right, are Mer creature, future predator, Smilodon (or sabertooth cat), Giant Silurian Scorpion, Raptor. All the sizes are proportional, and, just so you know, the people are five inches tall. Some other creatures are the parasite (it's huge!), the dodo birds, Rex, the Hesperonis, obviously, the agnurognathus, and some others. The only problem is that you can only buy them in pounds, and I live in the US. Again, to get primeval on youtube, type in "Primeval S01E01".

Chuck Norris

Lately, in my class, a lot of people are telling "Chuck Norris jokes" Chuck Norris is basically a guy that can do anything pretty much. Here are the Chuck Norris jokes I've learned so far.

• Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.
• Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.
• Chuck Norris got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
• Chuck Norris entered the Indianapolis 500 at a top speed of 320 mph - without a car.
• When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Aliens do exist. They just don't want to go near a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
• Chuck Norris had a heart attack. The heart lost.
• When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't really push up. He pushes the Earth down.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

And I made this last one:

• Chuck Norris decided he was going to fight crime. In that instant the world went straight.

P.S. This has nothing to do with Chuck Norris, but with the last blog I posted. What is the difference between a salamander and a newt?

Thought lines

One thing always leads to another. Sometimes with me that happens with my thoughts too. My latest "thought line" started with The Mysterious Benedict Society. In the Mysterious Benedict Society there is a machine called the Salamander. I was wondering what the difference was between a salamander and a newt. I looked it up in google and, weirdly, found a bunch of videos for a so-called alien found in Panama. To find that thing, google "Alien found in Panama". Then I found a bunch of youtube videos with photoshopped animals. There were cool things like crocoducks and lobster snakes. I looked at those for a while and found a youtube video called "Future Animals". Connected to that were videos of "The Future is Wild". I saw all The Future Is Wild things posted there so far and I found a video called "The Future is Wild 05". It basically has a bunch of 3-D images of crazy animals in the sea. At the very bottom there was a video titled "The Village Massacre". The Village Massacre started a whole bunch of videos in a series, listed here in order: 1. The Village Massacre, 2. The Minesite Murder, 3. Blood on the Beach, 4. The Haunting of Darkwood Forest, 5. The Things From Olsane Swamp, 6. The Invasion, 7. The Rise of Evil. I know for a fact that there is another one coming, but I don't know the title yet. Anyways, pretty soon I learned those videos were made in Zoo Tycoon, a computer game. I spent a lot of time watching Zoo Tycoon videos, then I remembered an odd creature from Zoo Tycoon called "The Future Predator". The picture on the upper right is a Future Predator. Beautiful, huh? I looked that up on youtube and found a new series called "Primeval". To get Primeval on youtube type in "Primeval s01e01". The s0 stands for Series or Season, and the e0 stands for Episode. I'm pretty sure that my Primeval obsession won't lead to anything, but I started a new "thought line" with Animal Planet. Animal Planet led directly to Dragons in this thought line. That means currently I'm obsessed with dragons and primeval. I'll post more as the thought line continues.