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I'm bored, so I'll write about a bunch of inventions that I thought up
THE WATER PROPELLED TURBINE OF DOOM
A turbine propelled by two or more jets of water, coming from hoses affixed on to the turbineules (those things that stick out). The water strikes against the surface of the many-sided-shaped-agonal bucket that it is in ant spins around, generating electricity. Could also use chemical reactions.
THE HUMAN PROPELLED TURBINE OF DEATH
There is a little propeller attached to each turbineule, that is spun by a person. the propellers spin the turbine, generating electricity. The propellers themselves can also generate electricity.
THE PLASMA GRENADE ROCKET LAUNCHER OF DESTRUCTION
Also known as the PRPG. A small microwave inside each grenade heats a candle to the point here the fire becomes plasma. The rocket explodes on contact with any hard solid, setting off the grenades, throwing plasma everywhere. The user of the PRPG then crouches in an awesome position and looks out on the destruction.
THE HOVER-TRAMPOLINE OF AWESOMENESS
A trampoline is put in between two magnets: one way above it and one right below it. The user then wears a magnet suit with tiny little magnets in it and... miraculously floats! For an added experience, another Trampoline may be used under the top magnet.
THE BOOM-BOOM MACHINE OF BOOM-BOOMNESS
A PRPG is made a lot bigger, then used as the shooting part in a tank. Then the rockets are laced with a lot of gunpowder. For added effect, may be tipped with kryptonite, plutonium, or uranium.
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Take a twilight. Take a zone. Combine.

That's all I can think of for now! Bye!

A post I wrote two months ago

Mom doesn't trust the network, so you are reading this way after I write it. Another thing, mom got angry that I wrote a long blog post so this post won't be "everything that has happened so far" but it'll be "Lucia's birthday and Hexbugs". Other than that, to give a brief overview, we've gone to Disney's Animal Kingdom and seen the actual shuttle Endeavor and NASA's launch pad.

On Lucia's birthday, we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop and lucia got a purple kitty and named it Lucy. That's actually it except for the fact that we had a Resses ice cream pie – one of the most delicious things ever created.

The Hexbug part is because of DI. at DI we were going to take apart an Ant to see how it worked. The Ant reminded Kyle about the Spider he had, and soon a war erupted between the Ant and the Spider. When we figured out that it was Dane controlling the Spider (chasing the Ant away from us) I loudly proclaimed "Dane, I challenge you!" The robot's head turned to me, its red eye glowed, and it slowly advanced. We all screamed and ran away (except for dane) to hide on the carpet. Eventually we defeated it by luring it off a cliff (or stair) which turned it upside down, therefore defeating it! It was fun. :)

That's not enough for a post! One more thing, then. Kyle and I tried some new minecraft seeds: 187, which spawns you right next to a double ravine; and meinkraaft, which has a lot of cool stuff (in the first 30 minutes of play we found a dungeon, a floating island, and a village. Then we got bored and poured lava on/blew up everything. I need to sleep. Bye!

THE MANY DIMENSIONS OF THE UNIVERSE

-8: TOP SECRET!!! nobody from outside their dimension may know

-7: a world where gravity is upside down

-6: a world where everything is candy

-5: a world where things are interpreted from clamshell to amoeba

-4: unimaginable to the human mind

-3: George Bush rules the world!

-2: This world is two horrible too speak of

-1: I don't remember

0: water is air and air is water

1: a straight line

2: a flat surface

3: our dimension!

4: time

4.5: a projection

5: feelings

6: the next dimension

7: magical unicorn dimension!

8: an orange dimension (orange being the only pigment; or is that the 21st dimension?)

9: a dimension of magic

10: a dimension of street lamps

12: a dimension of gneff

13: the unlucky dimension; speaking of it is bad luck!

14: the love dimension

15: the hate dimension

16: the awesome dimension

17: the last dimension

18: the dimension that lies after the last dimension

19: yet another dimension

20: a dimension where things are interpreted from sign to bamboo tree (or is that the 21st dimension?) 

21: a dimension where things are interpreted from extremely grape flavored to turtle (or is that the eighth dimension?)

22: a dimension where nothing is interpreted

23: the second last dimension

24: the third last dimension

25: the last last dimension

26: a dimension where things are interpreted from carpet to shield

27: all of the dimensions after it except dimension 93

93: the dimension where things are interpreted from soap to fruit

Just so I don't forget

I met a magical cowboy ninja in a dream and I told her I would never forget her. Now I won't
Also, there's this dream I keep going to whenever I'm bored where I'm in a magic school learning about.. well, magic. (That's one of the skills I'm learning from my previous blog) The cool part is, they just get on with their lives when I'm not around. It's fun to sneak up on them.
I also had a dream last night that I only sort of remember, but it involved time traveling, giant birds with the head of Mr. Waldman, lions, and new neighbors. I wanted to write about it because I saw the most beautiful thing: bats that had pictures of other things on them. It would have been cool even if I didn't like bats, because the pictures were so good.
I also had a dream many years ago that I have never forgotten. My friends and I were fighting some kind of giant lava thing and there was this one part when I was running away and I fell into a deep ravine full of water. I just lay there, floating, watching all the creatures go by. There was a school of four-or-five sharks with HUGE tails, and a gigantic manta ray that just pushed itself along with its tiny, circular tail as its huge wings stood still. There were the bones of a gigantic whale at the bottom along with a few clumps of seaweed, and little silver fish were darting by. It was very peaceful, and I had one of those it's-good-to-be-alive moments. Of course, then the monster almost caught up to me and I had to scramble out quickly, and I started running again. I then paused to look back and saw that the water-filled ravin was lying there safe and untouched. With an overwhelming sense of relief that the creatures were saved, I woke up.

How to bend the universe to your will

We all know that I created the universe, but do you know how regular people can warp and bend the essence of space-time to their will? No? Like, where have you been? Here is a list of stuff I've learned so far about changing the universe.
STUFF THAT I HAVE MASTERED:

1. Orbology (the study of magical orbs and how to use them)
2. Logic (logic is a skill that can be amplified and used to do absolutely anything)
3. Kinesises (forms of telekinesis, except most of the time completely different than telekinesis. Usually granted by the power of logic, but sometimes already had since birth. I shall now teach you one of the basics: HANDKINESIS. Try to move an object using only... your hand. If you sucseed, you have mastered the art of handkinesis)
4. Imagination (draw a bunch of random shapes on a person's arm. Then type on them to reprogram the universe) (I have almost mastered this one, so I put it here so that I look better)
5. Dreams (anyone can use this while they're dreaming. The art of editing dreams to bend reality)

STUFF THAT I AM TRAINING IN:

1. Seedology (The art of seeds used to change the universe. Along with imagination, this is a new art that hasn't been tested much yet)
2. Candycraft (sometimes referred to as candyology, the art of making and eating magical candy)
3. Baseball bat (swing around a large stick. Very fun :). DISCLAIMER: baseball bat can not actually change the workings of the universe, unlike the other arts mentioned here)
4. Stuff and such (the art of making weapons out of ANYTHING. I am actually pretty good at it.)
5. Magic (well... it's magic. If you don't know what magic is, what sort of life do you have?)
6. Doodling (doodling and bringing your doodles to life. I am pretty good at this too)

These are all of the universe-changing skills that I am directly associated with. There are others too- jellycraft, superpowers, and time-warping, for some examples that I kind of want to try out someday. But until then I think I will master some more of my candycraft and magic, and possibly some seedology. Try some of these for yourself sometime, don't disregard my lesson on handkinesis, and don't kill anybody. Until next time!!!