Looks like we survived

That never happened, just for the record.
So Vanyel  Lukas and I had an awesome RPG on the way back on our field trip today. Let's get right to it.
We appear on a tree in the middle of a swamp with the stereotypical AMNESIA!!!! Vanyel attacks a tree to get some wood for materials. The tree, angered, opened its eye shot Vanyel with a laser that made him 20% slower. Vanyel then asked the tree politely for some bark to make some stuff. The tree agreed. Suddenly we notice that everything is GOLDEN!!!!!
"Is it made of gold?" Lucas asks.
"No, look," I say, taking out my chisel (which I have for some reason) and scraping away some gold off of a nearby tree. "It's only paint." I look over to the chisel and notice that it's gold too, then I look back at the tree and see that it is gold again too. "Weird," I say, looking back at Lukas poking at a nearby golden cow pie.
"Don't touch that!" Vanyel and I said to Lukas. Then I realized that where there are cow pies there must be cows. Vanyel quickly makes a dowsing rod and sets it to magic golden cow.It starts overheating, but he cools it off with the jug of water he has on his back. We are about to set off when Lucas finds an odd-looking rock. "Amethyst" I say.
Vanyel takes the amethyst and looks at it. "I don't think I can make anything out of these but some arrows and a dagger," he says, so he makes some arrows and gives one to Lukas. Lukas, bored attacks a tree and cuts it in half. Angered, all the other trees shoot Lukas and freeze him. Vanyel makes the cure to the freeze ray, Unfreezium Leviosa, out of water and elf's tears to unfreeze Lukas. Lukas finds an ender eye in his pocket and tosses it up into the sky. It floats for a while and flies in the direction the dowsing rod is pointing. Starting after it, we set off across the swamp trees.
After following the dowsing rod for a while we came to a meadow with a large golden cow with a mustache. The cow told us, among other things, that the world was being infected by the Gold King and the only way to stop him was to return the Emerald Crystal Gem Shiny Thingy of Doom. Suddenly, the ender eye came down from the sky and burned a hole in the ground where a golden cow pie once was. We decide we want to explore the hole, but first Vanyel Asked the cow for its leather to make stuff. The cow disagreed but he did give us part of his mustache, which can be made into a whip that turns on fire at high speeds and, when fast enough, becomes a PLASMA WHIP!!!!! We thank the cow for its kindness and start descending into the hole, which emitted a strange, red glow.
END OF PART ONE