Monday, May 21, 2012

Dreamception 2

I had a totally wacky dreamz (Dreamz: Noun. Dreams with a z because they were so awezome. Awezome: adjective. Awesome with a z because it is so inceptiony (Inceptiony: adjective. When something is within something else three or more times. Example: These are parentheses within parentheses within parentheses!))) today. Now to tell them to the world by means of my blog!

Something happens with marshmallows, ice cream, and whipped cream. Can't remember exactly what it was. I wake up.
When I wake up I am in the future, which is obvious because everything is too shiny and too round. I get out of my round bet and go through a round door into a round room. I slip into a round chair and start playing a video game. The game was a designing game and I made some spaceships, a forest, some mountains, and a minecart track through the mountains.
Suddenly, I heard a CRASH from outside, and people screaming. I looked out my round window and saw a gigantic wave of water with a face that had just fallen from the sky rampaging through Sky City (as the city is now called because all the buildings are above the clouds). Just so you know, the city looks like this: 
Exept there are clouds everywhere and it is all a little squashed. And, um, there is a GIANT WATER BEING FROM SPACE RAMPAGING THROUGH THE CITY!
The water being turned to my round sky house (the houses are the orbs on the towers) and roared. Then it started to seep through the windows. Terrified, I grabbed a round pencil and through it at the being. The being roared and turned around.
Since I don't have all day, here is the basic outline of what followed: after some life-risking tests we ascertained that the water was hurt by graphite, so we got everybody and made pencil guns and graphite grenades and an uber eraser tank. Then we totally owned the monster. Then I woke up.
This time someone shakes me awake and I am on some stairs. This is the boring part, I do an assignment with Avery and Blue and we totally own a school competition. I wake up again.
I get ready for school, and I get on the bus, and Mr. Brown gives us a BORING math test. I fall asleep almost immediately.
In my dream (I know this is all really complicated) I am back in my world that I made in the video game in the part of the dream with the water being. I do all sorts of stuff, eventually ending up with the whole mountain EXPLODING as I ride away in the minecart. When I run out of track I am in a snowy forest and a snail caravan approaches me. After some bargaining, I sell the diamond that I found (part of the long story where the mountain exploded) and they let me in. We travel until we reach a town. I wake up.
I yawn, see that everybody's leaving, and go home from school. I tell my dad to remind me to blog and fall asleep on the couch. I continue my dream in the video game, and end up chased by dragons across a long flat sheet of ice (another long story). A gigantinormimmenselephantitansivastoweringargantuaneverending (gigantic, enormous, immense, elephantine, titanic, massive, vast, towering, gargantuan, and never-ending all put together) dragon came bursting out of the ice and ate all the dragons that were after us. We leapt out of the ice and onto dry land just in time to find the treasure before it got buried in quicksand and return to the town in full glory. I woke up.
I stretched on the couch, yawned, and went downstairs to make this blog post. Then I woke up for real.

That was my single dream that I had last night. If you do the math, and you don't have to because I did, you find that I was in a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream. Huzzah! :) I love dreamceptions.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Viking Names

During our sushi dinner we came up with proper viking names in the style of How to Train Your Dragon.
Me: Andres the Small of the Crazy Loonigans, o Hear his Name and Laugh, ha ha
Mom: Eliany the Mom of the Crazy Loonigans, o Hear her Name and Don't Wipe Your Hands on Your Pants for the Last Time and I Really Mean it, sigh sigh
Dad: Snoozy the Snorer of the Crazy Loonigans, o Hear his Name and run for Fear of Being Eaten, nom nom
Lucia: Lucia the Hyper of the Crazy Loonigans, o Hear her Name and Make Sure Your Furniture is Securely Fastened, evacuate evacuate
Pity Pur: Pity el Purro the Spanish Conquistador, o Hear his Footsteps and Tremble, literally literally
Maggy Meou: Maggy the Fast From the Depths of the Jungle, o watch her run and hide, zoom zoom
That's it for the Crazy Loonigans & Friends, make your own name and post it in the comments.

Recurring Dreams

First, let's start off with the recurring dreams. One dream I frequently have is of some people and I being stranded on a planet full of dinosaurs. The last time, two days ago, I found out that the planet is called Driftwood.
The second is more of a recurring theme, in which my friends and I have to do something to a ghost, to make his or her afterlife better. Usually, the ghosts aren't scary, just sad and lonely. :( :(
The third is when I'm in a place, usually a house, that is full of traps and death. Three days ago I had a nasty run-in with a dog the size of a dog, but with a really bad attitude. To make it worse, about halfway through my escape an evil ghost IRG came and we had to fend it off with spells from Harry Potter. Yeah, my dreams are like that.
The fourth is about me in video games. At least they feel like video games. There is always a large flying boss involved, and some sort of fungus creature. Cockroaches are not uncommon too.
The fifth and last is COMPLETE CHAOS. At least 20 to 500 heroes and villains duke it out in a massive brawl. Usually these dreams end with a large explosion or me waking up, we have won once and lost once. Both were epic.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Epic emoji

Yes I will eventually finish the last post but I just found an awesome emoji:
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN
Well that was it. Bye!