Chuck Norris

Lately, in my class, a lot of people are telling "Chuck Norris jokes" Chuck Norris is basically a guy that can do anything pretty much. Here are the Chuck Norris jokes I've learned so far.

• Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.
• Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.
• Chuck Norris got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
• Chuck Norris entered the Indianapolis 500 at a top speed of 320 mph - without a car.
• When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Aliens do exist. They just don't want to go near a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
• Chuck Norris had a heart attack. The heart lost.
• When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't really push up. He pushes the Earth down.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

And I made this last one:

• Chuck Norris decided he was going to fight crime. In that instant the world went straight.

P.S. This has nothing to do with Chuck Norris, but with the last blog I posted. What is the difference between a salamander and a newt?