nanowrimo

The reason I haven't been writing is I'm doing my NAtional NOvel WRIting MOnth, or NANOWRIMO. Look it up. The deadline is the end of this month and I'm pressed for time. Can you give me a shorter name (that fits) then "adventure with Robert Szalinsky?" Dam it's 8:45, I need do start writing.

p.s. The next creature is the camouflage beast.

(cool name here)

These links are from the place I got the picture from. Primeval creatures has all the creatures from primeval in the first three series. Primeval anomalies has all known anomalies so far. This are cool websites but have nearly nothing to do with the rest of this post. This post is about some movie that I thought of making. It has all the future creatures from Primeval (in my opinion, the worm is from the future, because animals probably couldn't have gotten that big in the precambrian.) In the movie, a bunch of kids from Rocky Mountain Theater for Kids (I go there every summer) find a worm hole that leads to the future and lets future creatures come through to the present. The first creatures that come out is what you'd expect to come through a wormhole: worms. 40 of them. In my opinion the worms evolved from hagfish. The first ten worms are in Theatre O, where the unlucky Carter is trapped. After getting sprayed by worm goo, Carter escapes through a broken window. The goo
Is like a tracker (in Primeval all fog worms were attracted to goo.) The wormhole goes through the air conditioning system into the main theatre, leaving a trail of fog. the worms in Theatre O die as the fog pours out the window because they can't breath in our air. At the main theatre, everybody is hiding when they hear the doors lock. The janitor, without knowing they are there, locks them inside. The wormhole starts spewing out fog and 30 more worms. The fog gets up 5 steps, about 40 inches. Eventually the wormhole in the future moves out of the fog, and the fog in the present seeps out under the doors. The worms die and another creature comes out, to be blogged about next. The picture has a fog worm in Theatre O holding its breath.

p.s. Can you help me think of a name for this scene?

My favorite stuff

I am writing this blog so that when I'm older I can compare my favorite stuff now that I am 11. My favorite computer game is tied between Spore and Zoo Tycoon. I am pretty sure when I get Zoo Tycoon 2 it will be Zoo Tycoon 2. My favorite actor is Nigel Marven. My favorite narrator is David Attenborough. You probably never heard of either of them. When I'm older I'm going to look on my grammar too, because I'm not sure if it's "neither" or "either" or "You" or "You've". My favorite movie is "Avatar", and my favorite book is a trick question, because I like all the books the same (except for "The borrowers", which I think is boring). My favorite band is "Vocal Sampling"and my favorite song is "Apretaíto pero relajao" by Vocal Sampling. My favorite bookstore is Borders. My favorite restaurant is Turley's . My favorite food is bacon. My favorite pie is pumpkin pie, and my favorite candy is candy corn. My favorite animal is the platypus, my second favorite animal is the cat, which naturally means my favorite imaginary animal is the platypussycat. My best friend is Kyle Cushing. My favorite toys are Legos, and my favorite series is naturally Primeval. My favorite YouTube video poster/maker is WoundedWolfGirl because she posts the Primeval episodes. I have to go to bed now and that's all that I can think of anyways.

P.S. I still haven't found out what the difference between a salamander and a newt is. TELL ME!

new stuff

I am once again ADDICTED TO ZOO TYCOON. Here are some new links for you to try out: zoo tycoon wiki is incomplete so add stuff to it if you can. zootycoon.com is the official web site of zoo tycoon. the link actually takes you to zoo tycoon ultimate collection. This is the picture of it. That is the game that I have been playing for about a month now. In the game I have...

• 2 lions mane jellies
• 5 bottlenose dolphins
• 2 northern elephant seals
• 4 mermaids
• 4 giant pacific clams
• 2 giant squids
• 2 otters
• 2 common skates
• 2 whale sharks
• ? bluefin tuna

I'm still working on the tuna exibit.

These are on order of when I made them. Sorry I haven't been posting lately.

primeval series 3

This is my last list of creatures. primeval is postponed until 2012. Which is pretty cheap because we're all going to die that year. What I said last time. Here it is:

1. Pristichampsus, coelurosauravus, future predator.
2. Camouflage beast.
3. Clones, diictodon.
4. Velociraptor, giganotosaurus.
5. Fungus creature.
6. Phorusrhacids.
7. Dracorex.
8. Megopteran, larvae.
9. Embolotherium.
10. Australopithecus.

The fungus creature is a possible symbiotic fungus from the future. The megopteran is a possible evolution of the tiger beetle. The camouflage beast is impossible (A) because mammals can't change color and (B) because it can only be invisible to one person at a time. This is because all people are seeing different views and there is only one beast, meaning one view and one person. You can probably guess where I got the picture from.

This is going to be the second full list of creatures post. I will say some creatures from the last post. No animals will be repeated in this post. the creatures are listed in the order seen, like last time.

1. Dienonychus.
2. Pteranodon, coelurosauravus, priapulid worm.
3. Smilodon.
4. Future shark, mer creature, mer queen.
5. Eoarthropleura, giant scorpion.
6. Columbian mammoth, future predator.
7. Clones.

The future shark evolved from a shark, obviously. The series said the mer creatures evolved from humans, but I think they evolved from seals. The mer queen is based on the queen bee and is a lot bigger then the other mer creatures. The picture is from the primeval wiki under series 2.

Primeval Series 1 Creatures

I can't thing of anything else to blog, so I am putting a list of the creatures from series 1 of Primeval, in the order that they appear. I am not going to say any of the creatures twice.

1. Gorgonopsid, sarcopterygian, coelurosauravus, scutosaurus, ammonite.
2. Protosolpagidae, arthropleura.
3. Mosasaur, hesperornis, pterosaur.
4. Dodo bird, parasite.
5. Pteranodon, anurognathus.
6. Future predator.

As you can probably tell, the numbers are the episodes. Most of the creatures are adapted by the movie makers to be scarier. The future predator evolved from a bat, just so you know. The picture is from the Series 1 page of Primeval Wiki.

New Primeval websites

I was looking on the web, and I found all these cool new websites for Primeval. One is at primeval.wika.com. This website gives you a classification of the creatures and a short summary of the episodes - even the ones that haven't come out yet. The next website is swordznsorcery.livejournal.com. This has a bunch of pictures from Primeval, with summaries of the episodes and stuff like that. The last one is itv.com/drama/cult/Primeval. This is the official website of Primeval and it has the people, the creatures, and the episodes, including some behind-the-scenes. The picture on the upper right is from that website. The only problem is the website doesn't have any picture of the giant worm or fog worm. Once again, you can get Primeval on youtube with "Primeval S01E01"

Primeval Toys

I just found out that there were action figures of Primeval. Most of the toys you can get at primevaltoys.com. The rest you can get at amazon.co.uk. There are all sorts of different primeval things, including the people and some of the animals like Hesperonis. The people, from left to right, are Abby, Helen, Claudia, Lester, Cutter and Connor. The creatures, from left to right, are Mer creature, future predator, Smilodon (or sabertooth cat), Giant Silurian Scorpion, Raptor. All the sizes are proportional, and, just so you know, the people are five inches tall. Some other creatures are the parasite (it's huge!), the dodo birds, Rex, the Hesperonis, obviously, the agnurognathus, and some others. The only problem is that you can only buy them in pounds, and I live in the US. Again, to get primeval on youtube, type in "Primeval S01E01".

Chuck Norris

Lately, in my class, a lot of people are telling "Chuck Norris jokes" Chuck Norris is basically a guy that can do anything pretty much. Here are the Chuck Norris jokes I've learned so far.

• Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.
• Chuck Norris can count to infinity. Twice.
• Chuck Norris got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
• Chuck Norris entered the Indianapolis 500 at a top speed of 320 mph - without a car.
• When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Aliens do exist. They just don't want to go near a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
• Chuck Norris had a heart attack. The heart lost.
• When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't really push up. He pushes the Earth down.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

And I made this last one:

• Chuck Norris decided he was going to fight crime. In that instant the world went straight.

P.S. This has nothing to do with Chuck Norris, but with the last blog I posted. What is the difference between a salamander and a newt?

Thought lines

One thing always leads to another. Sometimes with me that happens with my thoughts too. My latest "thought line" started with The Mysterious Benedict Society. In the Mysterious Benedict Society there is a machine called the Salamander. I was wondering what the difference was between a salamander and a newt. I looked it up in google and, weirdly, found a bunch of videos for a so-called alien found in Panama. To find that thing, google "Alien found in Panama". Then I found a bunch of youtube videos with photoshopped animals. There were cool things like crocoducks and lobster snakes. I looked at those for a while and found a youtube video called "Future Animals". Connected to that were videos of "The Future is Wild". I saw all The Future Is Wild things posted there so far and I found a video called "The Future is Wild 05". It basically has a bunch of 3-D images of crazy animals in the sea. At the very bottom there was a video titled "The Village Massacre". The Village Massacre started a whole bunch of videos in a series, listed here in order: 1. The Village Massacre, 2. The Minesite Murder, 3. Blood on the Beach, 4. The Haunting of Darkwood Forest, 5. The Things From Olsane Swamp, 6. The Invasion, 7. The Rise of Evil. I know for a fact that there is another one coming, but I don't know the title yet. Anyways, pretty soon I learned those videos were made in Zoo Tycoon, a computer game. I spent a lot of time watching Zoo Tycoon videos, then I remembered an odd creature from Zoo Tycoon called "The Future Predator". The picture on the upper right is a Future Predator. Beautiful, huh? I looked that up on youtube and found a new series called "Primeval". To get Primeval on youtube type in "Primeval s01e01". The s0 stands for Series or Season, and the e0 stands for Episode. I'm pretty sure that my Primeval obsession won't lead to anything, but I started a new "thought line" with Animal Planet. Animal Planet led directly to Dragons in this thought line. That means currently I'm obsessed with dragons and primeval. I'll post more as the thought line continues.