A list of college pros

Because college cons are for the weak.

CU

• Right at home. Best city.
• Family and friends.
• The mountains.
• The teaching program with guaranteed job placement.
• Physics is pretty swole.
• Actually the math program might be the best of the three. But maybe not.
• Miramontes.
• Dat moneys.
• The best food.

Reed

• The canyon is really cool.
• The reactor.
• The people are free and sometimes naked.
• Thesis projects sound fun.
• Archery.
• Fire spinning.
• The Odyssey freshman trip things.
• Voodoo Donuts.
• The CSOs are nice.
• Physics and math are pretty swole.

Yale

• The big old name.
• Residential colleges.
• All the musical groups.
• The Yale Glee Club (choir).
• The people have so many interests.
• Skip the easy maths?
• Everyone is helpful.
• The one class I saw was really good.

That's all for now.