New + improved!

I just found the \ key so:
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Done! Now to do my homework.

Phlarg

Hello. My mom just told me that I had a choice between blogging and going to bed and I chose blogging so here I am. I really don't know what to write.
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Oh, yes, I need to record this emoji giant killer death robot before I forget:
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Or maybe it's chathulu (cthulhu; weirdest spelling ever)? I don't know. I did the lower bit (everything other than the first line) by myself. Like it? I didn't know what to do with the right arm so I just made it puny. Comment if there is anything better for the arm or the feet (maybe # signs for the feet?). Did you know that You can make Phineas and Ferb's heads? You can. I need to go now. Bye.

lotsa stuff

A lot of stuff has happened since I last posted, including CHOICE's spring trip. Erm... What do I remember? Well, it was basically like other years except this year Sky had a laser and I chased it and almost caught it. Also, Aton, Vanyel and I played the best game of yahtzee ever in witch every tome we rolled the dice we did a little skit. There was all kinds of stuff such as dice launchers, dice beer, dice battle axes, and dice bug spray. it was fun. :)
Just so you know, I am now an orange belt at Taekwondo.
The other day I was stuck outside my house and I went to Home Tree, wondering if I could climb it. Some guy walked up to me and said "What's up there?".
"Huh?" I asked.
"Up in the tree"
"Oh. Nothing, just wondering if I can climb it."
"Come over here"
"What?
"Let me show you something." The man started walking up to me and pulled out his wallet and I was thinking about something that has to do with bribing, cars, and kidnapping. Then he pulled out... a picture. It was a boy with two broken arms, whom I immediately thought was his son. "Two broken arms," he said, "Fell out of that branch" and he pointed to a branch on the tree. "Was about... I don't know... a long time ago" at this point I realized that it wasn't his son, but him. "So," he concluded, "If you climb up there, don't fall down" I said something like "I'll try" and he said something like "okay" and he walked off towards the bus stop. And I haven't seen him since, which isn't surprising since it happened four or five days ago. And that's my story.
I also found a new game called Mooncraft. It seems pretty cool so far, you should check it out.

Dream

I just had the best dream ever. It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime dreams that follows the same storyline. Also, I woke up at the end of the storyline. How cool is that? Very.
The story started with a monster hunter girl that I don't know the name of (let's call her Sally). Sally spent her life hunting monsters such as bollogs (from the Bluebear book) and dark associations such as New Moon (a combination of mages from Fairy Tail). Then she heard of an ice demon whom (I love that word) I also don't know the name of (call her... George. And I know she is a girl, this is just to make her less scary). So Sally (wait! I remember her name now! it was Sophie!) Sophie went to fight George. George was currently in the gigantic moving city of Atlantis. Ironically, She was on the second-to-top floor of the building where people were plotting her demise. The top floor was reserved for bollogs and, occasionally, a megabollog would come down to sit and rest on the building, which shows how big (and stable) the building (and the entire city) really is.
By now the dream is fogging up like dreams do, so quick summary: after a short battle, Sophie-not-Sally realized that she can't face George alone so she starts thinking about who to ask for help when suddenly, a mighty CRASH!!!!! resounded through the building. A bollog had lowered himself onto the top floor of the building, which allows him to travel without walking. Sophie-not-Sally asks him to please put away the fact that she hunts his cousins for a living and to help her. The bollog agrees (by the way, he doesn't have a name, like all bollogs)(by the way, he still has his head) to help her because his endless travels were getting a bit too boring.
Now for the really blurry part: Sophie gets herself somehow kicked out of the castle and fake Spohies (yes, plural) are put in her place.
Meanwhile, the association New Moon has decided to fight George too so they go up to the top floor with the bollog and one of the mages tries to fast-foreword Georges time so that she will get old and die. It seems to have worked, so New Moon starts to celebrate, but then they hear a horrible scream. When they turn around, they see the time mage covered in some black stuff like the killer fungus from Primeval. He says something smart like, "Sooooo... c-c-c-cooooooold.... I'm... sooooo... c-c-cooooooold," and he jumps off the edge of the castle.
Meanwhile, the bollog starts taking a deep breath.
Meanwhile, Sophie-not Sally created a plan by enlisting the help of a wind elf, who was actually taller then most humans. The wind elf grabbed Sophie and flew her to the castle. She faces George and says, "This is for when you killed my family," or something to that affect. Then she shoots a high powered gust of wind at George. George laughs and says, "If that time mage can't defeat me, I doubt you can," or something like that. Then she turns around and sees the bollog and says something like "a fake-out!" and she gets ready to slash out at him with her ice sword when Sophie comes out of nowhere and grabs George's arm. She stalls George for just enough time that the bollog could scream.
I'm sure that there are no words to describe a bollog's scream. It must be extraordinarily loud. However, my dream suddenly went on Mute when the bollog screamed. Almost needless to say, the scream was so loud that all light around it was bent, so that he looked like he was shooting pure darkness out of his mouth. George appeared to say "oh, sh*t!" as she was engulfed by the darkness. Sophie, however, was only partly caught by the darkness. At this point in my dream, the world literally faded to darkness.
Sophie waked up lying down, covered with leaves, and with tree branches for legs. It turns out that she and George were not the only ones affected by the scream, and New Moon was tending to everybody's wounds. The new legs were given to her by a tree mage, they worked perfectly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and she lived a happy life hunting monsters, except bollogs, and dark associations, except New Moon.

The End.


And then I wake up. Wahoo, applause, encore, etc. That is the end of the best dream ever.

Terminator: Salvation

Halloo. I just went to Chuck E. Cheese's because my sister wanted to (Boondocks is way more fun). I ate a pizza and wandered around, looking at all the boring kid games, and then I saw a Terminator: Salvation machine (that was probably put there for kids that were dragged there by there siblings like I was) and I was like "alright, this'll be fun!". Dad's call ing me up now so I have to write the rest tomorrow. bye!
Tadaa! it's the next day, and I came to blog some more. Anyways I played and did a commentary just because I wanted to. I was always saying things like "digga digga" when I got the minigun and "blam!" when I had the shotgun. I also gave out helpful hints to all the people who came to the second gun to play with me like "those things blow you up!" "Those things kill you!" "Those things hurt you!" "I don't know what those things do, but I think they harm you in some way. Hey, I was right!" and stuff like that. I haven't even watched the movie, but I think I get the basic storyline: the robots made by something called LifeCorp. (or something like that) are bad; I am part of the resistance; making robots and robot factories go boom is good. By the way, aren't their faces scary? I have also made names for the robots: the water ones are Worms, the human-like ones (like the one in the picture) are Terminators, the ones that explode are Spiders (or sometimes Exploding Bastards), the ones that shoot purple missiles are Plasma Shooters, the ones that fly and shoot missiles are Annoying, the ones that fly at you are Hoverbots, the big things that kill people are Big Things That Kill People (sometimes Big Things for short), and the turrets are Turrets. My internet is starting to fail so I better post this now. Bye!

meaaaaou

If you're wondering about the title, I didn't know what to call this post so I asked one of my cats, Maggy Meau, what I should call this post. She said "meaaaaou" so that's the title.

Minecraft 1.8 came out so I took advantage of the fact that I hadn't explored much and found a large swamp and a surface pool of lava. I am hoping to find a town or stronghold soon. I also built an epic giant mushroom forest and got 2 64 stacks of each type of mushroom. The only reason I stopped is because I ran out of bonemeal.

That's one of the reasons I love minecraft: if someone else doesn't know about minecraft you can utterly bamboozle them with words like bonemeal (made out of bones, can be used to grow stuff like trees, wheat, and mushrooms), stronghold (extremely awesome and epic, basically large seemingly manmade underground fortresses), surface pools of lava (actually that's kinda obvious- a pool of lava on the surface of the world), and 64 stacks (64 is the most you can stack items in your inventory).

Another thing, I discovered a seed (another bamboozling word, basically a pre-generated world) today. I was fooling around and I typed in "hihihi" for the seed and it came up with a world of epic lavafalls and ravines. I fount the lavafall by chasing a pig into it, and I found the ravine when looking for the lavafall in a different world.

I also have been getting a lot of wierd splashel like umop-apistdn! (I just got it! it's "I'm up a piston"), lewd with two dudes with food, google anlyteced, and superfragilisticexpealidocious (note that there is no "cali").

In other news I got a Youtube channel! check out my first video here. I meant to be TheBasicShow but that was taken (probably by the original Basic Show, even though all their videos are gone from YouTube) so I am TheBazikShow.

That's all, folks!

hi, mom

My mom was bugging me about posting my Minecraft videos so here is a sneak preview of when I get an account on YouTube and post my EscapeCraft series:

In other news, yesterday I thought it was a good idea to finish my book before going to the bus home. After I finished I ran to the bus and it started pulling away. I ran to the door of the bus and waved my arms at the new driver (I don't know her name yet). The bus stopped and I got on. It was fun. :)

In still other news, remember how I made it my goal to blog three times a week? I changed it so that I would aim for three a week but only need one. I'm a genious. Except I can't spell genius correctly. :)

I like emoji :)

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I'm just doing that to pass the time while my video uploads. Speed Emoji!!!

Yaaaaawn. I'm bored.

Minecraft 1.8 has been released and I spent 10 minuted in the settings trying to set my controls back to normal. It worked. Guess what? Button 1 is left click and Button 2 is right click. I would upload a video of me figuring out the settings but it's already taking ages to upload 1 video so I think I'll pass.

Still uploading.

Stiiiiil uploading.

Not done yet.

Still not done.

Stiiiiil not done.

Time to drag it out a lot: ssssssssssttttttttttiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll nnnnnnnnooooooooottttttt dddddddddoooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee........

Sigh.

Should I quit?

Naaaaaaah.

I'll retry now.

It didn't go in the right place :(

:'(

I'll go get my dad.

40 moinutes later, dad has declared that we should go to sleep and we can't do it now.